It is your sacred duty to be more awesome.

Many, many months ago, a friend convinced me to set up an account here.  I played around with the settings a bit, turned everything green, and promptly forgot about it.

I don't feel too bad about that, though, because I have a real website where I've actually been posting stuff.  Very little of it has to do with music you like, and it's lacking in the sexy photo department, but I like to think I write some funny (or at least clever) stuff on occasion.

So go there instead.  That link again is The Beak.

Dammit, I paid for that domain, and I'm not about to blog somewhere else.